I (probably) don't use this blog anymore
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Holy shit that’s a real thing I just googled it :O
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.